jonesboy1
How to earn $500
A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.
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>The man said, " I want to have sex with you right now!
>
>I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it
>takes for you to pick it up I will screw you from behind and be on my
>way!"
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>The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute.
>She called her girlfriend on her mobile phone and told her about the
>man's proposition.
>
>Her girlfriend said " When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure
>you can pick it up and run before he even gets his pants down.
>Call me back and tell me what happened."
>
>An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What
>happened?" the girlfriend asked.
>
>The woman said "That Son-Of-A-Bitch had $500 in 20 cent pieces...."
lol smart ass... lol funny shit
So Wet For You!
classic!
I heard it with american refrences, like the guy drop $500 in 1/4s, funny shit!
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Originally Posted by davway
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thats a new one to me, very good joke
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hahahaha thats awsome
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nice find...
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