Mistresses.......
An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress.
The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered.
The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce, bankruptcy. Not worth it. Too many problems.
The computer scientist says "It's the best thing that's ever happened to me. My wife thinks I'm with my mistress. My mistress thinks I'm home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!"
another good one delivered by rat
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well i can never step up to the plate so i stand in it's general direction.
three engineers are discussing what kind of engineer god must of been.
he must of been a ergonomics engineer aid the first, the human form is comfortable and so smooth, holding another human gives such a great feeling.
the second said "no way, he was an electrical engineer, consider the nervus system, even to date we cannot match its complexity or sensitivity.
the final said, i think not. god was a infrastructure engineer. who else would put a waste line though the recreational area.
good oldies.
attn Über geeks, i play Second life. Patrio Graysmark.
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thats great patrio7
Well as I'm always told:
Thats a matter of opinion, and your opinion doesn't matter!
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