Bush joke

[VS Omega]

Q: How many members of the Bush Administration are
needed to change a light bulb?


A: Ten

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the
light bulb needs to be changed.

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light
bulb.

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are
either for changing the light bulb or for darkness.

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to
Haliburton for the new light bulb.

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a
janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner:
"Light Bulb Change Accomplished".

7. One administration insider to resign and write a
book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in
the dark.

8. One to viciously smear #7.

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on
how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing
policy all along.

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the
difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing
the country.

...See the light ?

[Jesk]

the greatness of contridictary politics, see my signature for others within this 'axis of evil'

[Patrio7]

what do you call a politician dead on the side of the road? polution.

what do you call all the politicians inthe world dead on the side of the road? solution.