Sperm Sample
An eighty year old couple decide to try for a child.
They visit the doctor who asks the old geezer to produce a sperm sample in a bottle.
After two weeks, the couple return and the bottle is empty.
"What's the problem? " asks the doctor.
"Well," says the old man, "First I tried it with my right hand, then my left.
Then my wife tried it with her right hand, then her left.
Then she tried it with her teeth in and with her teeth out, and we still can't get the lid off the bloody bottle. "
"HULK"
Hahaha, classic twist at the end!
Originally Posted by TrikkBen
Hehe that's gold. I remember that gag from one of my old King Billy Cokebottle cassettes. Bloody funny bloke him!
Ha ha Seanyy i'm getting slow in my middle age - i just got that one. Very funny!
"HULK"
Glad so, took me at least an hour to think of something half witty
Haha heard that a couple of years back
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