A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. "Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell. " "My dear," the doctor said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is. "The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up! "
Hehe excellent. Sad thing is this could actually happen in real life with some couples. Poor him (or poor her, depending on one's viewpoint). Maybe that's where the expression "f--- me dead" come from?
Hahah, i like the way you see things MWB...
But you might not, depending on whether or not you incorporated personal experience in your humour![]()
Hehe, well "f--- me dead" is what the husband would say if he hit it one day but found this time she was cold. They'd both be stiff then.
That'd better do, my humour can be rather crooked at times (plus this isn't my thread).
Who told you?!! (joking)![]()