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    During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"



    "Well..." said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub and offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask them to empty the bathtub."



    1. Would you use the spoon?



    2. Would you use the teacup?



    3. Would you use the bucket?



    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it's larger than the spoon or the teacup."



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    "No-o-o-o-o-o," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug out."



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    Hahaha, classic. Going to use that one on the boss tomorrow.
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    haha, I'm safe.. I didn't fall for it. But I know other people that will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bextor84
    haha, I'm safe.. I didn't fall for it. But I know other people that will.
    i didnt either yet i probably should be institutionalised but hey i guess its takes one to know one for all those psych wards out there (aweful places) but atleast one time i was locked away for a bit the hospital had a whole bunch of student nurses there from deakin uni (long way from home) but some were pretty sexy

    (and i guess everyone thought i was just messing about with the crazy stuff)
    Well as I'm always told:
    Thats a matter of opinion, and your opinion doesn't matter!

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