During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"
"Well..." said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub and offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask them to empty the bathtub."
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it's larger than the spoon or the teacup."
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"No-o-o-o-o-o," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug out."
(You are not required to tell anyone how you did on this test.)
Hahaha, classic. Going to use that one on the boss tomorrow.
The very existance of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to do it.
haha, I'm safe.. I didn't fall for it. But I know other people that will.
i didnt either yet i probably should be institutionalised but hey i guess its takes one to know one for all those psych wards out there (aweful places) but atleast one time i was locked away for a bit the hospital had a whole bunch of student nurses there from deakin uni (long way from home) but some were pretty sexyOriginally Posted by bextor84
(and i guess everyone thought i was just messing about with the crazy stuff)
Well as I'm always told:
Thats a matter of opinion, and your opinion doesn't matter!
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