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    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

    She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

    A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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    Haahaahaa!!! I'm sure quite a few men would die for that!
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    Lol..
    Its really a funniest joke I have ever heard and I will definitely gonna share it with my friends on Facebook..

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    AHAHA classic
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    I really like this joke.. Hope other members also enjoy this.
    I'll share this with friends..

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    Quote Originally Posted by B-roca View Post
    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

    She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

    A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
    Haha... man, that one has been around since before I was even a dirty thought in my old mans head.

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    omg that is such an old joke but still funny
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