Mate Match

[Arth]

Not to sure if this has been posted yet but here goes anyway. Its worth the read - its true and happened on a sydney radio station

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.

Many Sydney folk did hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.

The DJs Play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is
called Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are
married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers
"yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The
person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone
number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three
questions correctly, they both win a prize.

One particular game, however, made Sydney drop to its knees with laughter
and is possibly the funniest thing I've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it
all went down:

DJ: "Hey! This is ED on Fox FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"

Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have"

DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if
you win. What is your name? First name only please".

Contestant: "Brian"

DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?

Brian: "Yes".

DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"

Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married"

DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First name only please

Brian: "Sara"

DJ: "Is Sara at work Brian?"

Brian: "She's gonna kill me"

DJ: "Stay with me here Brian! Is she at work?"

Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work"

DJ: "OK, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"

Brian: "She's gonna kill me"

DJ: "Brian, stay with me here!"

Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning"

DJ: "Atta boy Brian"

Brian: (laughing sheepishly): "Well...."

DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

Brian: "About 10 minutes"

DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that
if a trip wasn't at stake"

Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice"

DJ: "OK. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?"

Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well...."

DJ: "This sounds good Brian. Where was it at?"

Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us for
a couple of weeks..."

DJ: "Uh huh"

Brian: "And the mother in law was in the shower at the time"

DJ: "Atta boy Brian"

Brian: "On the kitchen table"

DJ: "Not that great? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's
work number and call her up. You listen to this"

(3 minutes of commercials follow)

DJ: "OK audience, let's call Sara, shall we?"

(touch tones...ringing....)

Clerk: "Kinkos"

DJ: "Hey is Sara around there somewhere?"

Clerk: "This is she"

DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with Fox FM. We are live on the air right now and
I've been talking to Brian for a couple of hours now"

Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give
any answers away or you'll lose. Soooooo, do you know the rules of 'Mate
Match'?"

Sara: "No"

DJ: "Good!"

Brian: (laughing)

Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"

Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, OK? Be completely
honest"

DJ: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions Sara. If your
answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the
Gold Coast for 5 days on us"

Sara: (laughing) "yes"

DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex Sara?"

Sara: "Oh God, Brian...uh, this morning before Brian went to work"

DJ: "What time?"

Sara: "Around 8 this morning"

DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"

Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe"

DJ: "Hmmm, that's close enough. I'm sure she is trying to protect his
manhood. We've got one last question Sarah. You are one question away
from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"

Sara: (laughing) "Yes"

DJ: "Where did you have it?"

Sara: "OH MY GOD BRIAN..!! You didn't tell them that did you?"

Brian: "Just tell them honey"

DJ: "What is bothering you so much Sara?"

Sara: "well....."

DJ: "Come on Sara...where did you have it?"

Sara: "Up the arse..."


After a long pause, the DJ said: "Folks, we need a take a station break"

[Patrio7]

hahahahhahaha very nice indeed. that one is getting printed my friend.

[luvmycommodore]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE it!!!!

[rattattack1313]

loooool.....pretty funny...........(don't know if I should delete it or not !!!! )..loool..........

[s0sage]

soooo ... kinko's in sydney aye?


make sense she works there

[jack.mc]

aaaaaahhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahaahah aaaaahhhahahahahah thats funny!!! yeah! up the a! aaaaahhhhh! I wonder if they got the trip!

[ElDubya]

Ever heard of "urban rumours"?

This is one of them. Every so often someone will post this (and others like it) and say that it happened in some city everyone on the forum will know.

Case in point .... Search on google for "Mate Match".

I did and came up with this :



Mate Match
21-9-2003
Chicago folks apparently did hear this on the WBBM FM morning show in Chicago. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

One particular game, however, several months ago made the Windy City drop to its knees with laughter. Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: Hey! This is Edgar on WBBM. Have you ever heard of Mate Match?

Contestant: (laughing) Yes, I have.

DJ: Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando, Florida if you win. What is your name? First name only please.

Contestant: Brian.

DJ: Brian, are you married or what?

Brian: Yes.

DJ: Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?

Brian: (laughing nervously) Yes, I am married.

DJ: Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.

Brian: Sarah.

DJ: Is Sarah at work, Brian?

Brian: She is gonna kill me.

DJ: Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?

Brian: (laughing) Yes, she's at work.

DJ: Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?

Brian: She is gonna kill me.

DJ: Brian! Stay with me here!

Brian: About 8 o'clock this morning.

DJ: Atta boy, Brian.

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) Well...

DJ: Question #2 - How long did it last?

Brian: About 10 minutes

DJ: Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.

Brian: Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.

DJ: Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?

Brian: (laughing hard) I, ummm, I, well...

DJ: This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?

Brian: Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us for a couple of weeks...

DJ: Uh huh...

Brian: ...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.

DJ: Atta boy, Brian.

Brian: On the kitchen table.

DJ: Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this. 3 minutes of commercials follow)

DJ: Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we? (touch tones... ringing...) Clerk: Kinkos.

DJ: Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere? Clerk: This is she.

DJ: Sarah, this is Edgar with WBBM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.

Sarah: (laughing) A couple of hours?

DJ: Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of MateMatch?

Sarah: No.

DJ: Good!

Brian: (laughing)

Sarah: (laughing) Brian, what the hell are you up to? Brian (laughing) Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.

DJ: Yeah yeah yeah. Sure.. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?

Sarah: (laughing) Yes.

DJ: Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?

Sarah: Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.

DJ: What time?

Sarah: Around 8 this morning.

DJ: Very good. Next question. How long did it last?

Sarah: 12, 15 minutes maybe.

DJ: Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?

Sarah: (laughing) Yes.

DJ: Where did you have it?

Sarah: OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?

Brian: Just tell him, honey.

DJ: What is bothering you so much, Sarah?

Sarah: Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing with us and...

DJ: Come on Sarah... where did you have it?

Sarah: In the ass...

(long pause)

DJ: Folks, we need to take a station break.

Not saying it's your fault Arth, just that you can't always believe what you read on the net or in e-mails But it's damned funny none-the-less.

[bommodore]

so what it is still funny

[ElDubya]

so what it is still funny

But it's damned funny none-the-less.

Yes. I seem to have read that somewhere myself.....

[tado]

LOL! pretty funny!

[Torana]

Hey does anyone know the frequency for FOX FM?

[rattattack1313]

try googling....loool...101.9 The FOX.....................

[Misaprop]

isnt Fox in melbourne?