Cat at school

[D-Renzow]

A boy turns up at school with his cat peeping out his bag, his teacher is
very puzzled & asks him "Tommy what is ur cat doing at school 2day?" Tommy
answers "I heard the postman telling my mum when your kids have gone 2
school I'm gonna eat ur pussy! So I wasn't taking any chances!"

[Powerbait]

aaahhahahahahaha , ill pay that

[aj1987]

ROFL... nice

[UFO]

good one