You don’t have to be a Queenslander to appreciate this, but it helps.

[walesy]

Two boys in Brisbane playing football in the park when one of the boys
is attacked by a savage Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the nearby fence,
wedges it down the dog's collar, and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

A Courier Mail reporter hears about the incident and rushes over to
interview the boy.
"Young Lions Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in
his notebook.
But I'm not a Lions fan," the little hero replies. "Sorry, since we are
in Brisbane just assumed you were," says the reporter, and he starts
again.
"Bronco's Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack!” he jots in his
notebook.
"I'm not a Broncos fan either," the boy responds.
The reporter starts again: "Maroons Supporter Risks Life In Heroic
Rescue"

"I'm not a Maroons fan either," the boy responds.
"I assumed everyone in Brisbane was either for the Lions, Broncos or the
Maroons. What team do you cheer for?" the reporter asks.
"We are both from Sydney and I'm a Blue's fan," the boy says. The
reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Redneck
Cockroach Bastard Vandalises Fence And Kills Beloved Family Pet."

[Cameron P]

o.O thats not funny at all!!!

hahaha :P

[acarmody]

HAHA Gold.

[tunner]

haha yess. sic

[87RB30VL]

LOL that made me lawl