Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

[redcedar]

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or
Balls. But do you really know ther difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving homelate after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom,
and having the Guts to ask: " Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere ? "

BALLS - Is coming home after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on
your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: "Your next, Chubby."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is NO difference in the outcome.

BOTH RESULT IN DEATH !!!

[FstStig]

hahahaha Gold.... Love it!

[dzach23]

love the definition on BALLS wrong in so many way's but right
Hilarious,

[Coast_Calais]

That's awesome, great laugh..

Don't think I'll be trying either... Ever...