Blondes aren't stupid...

[simmo 76]

I'm not racist, or this or that or think this or that yada yada yada


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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary items together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.

Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE !"

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice and began to cut yet another hole.

Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE !"

The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole.

The voice came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE !"

She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"

The voice replied, "No, I'm the Ice-Rink Manager!"





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A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
Proofreading.

Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out all the W's.


How do you keep a blonde busy?
Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.


What's the first thing a blonde says in the morning?
"Thanks, guys... So, are you all on the same team?"



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