You know you're living in 2005 when...
You know you're living in 2005 when...
1 You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2 You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3 You have a list of 16 phone numbers to reach your family of 4.
4 You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5 Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6 When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7 When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial " 0 " to get an outside line.
8 You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10 You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news .
11 Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12 Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.
13 You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
14 As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends."
15 You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore, except to send you jokes from the net.
16 You are too busy to notice there was no #9
17 You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9
18 AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
Mad As A Meataxe
Hehe, nice.
The very existance of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to do it.
The Dark Prince
lol its true, all of it.
especially the 9 bit
cheers, chev
8 You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
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dialing '0' at home. *guilty*
attn Über geeks, i play Second life. Patrio Graysmark.
So Wet For You!
guilty of the phone numbers thing. i have 4 mobiles, parents have 3 between them, sister has 4 (with her b/f) , then the house numbers.....
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Originally Posted by davway
lol i laughed pretty hard thats gold
It's a worry, but I'm guilty of 2,3 (Almost), 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 (if you stretch it to 10 years), 11, 12, 13, 14, 16, 17, 18
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Custom Plates
lol, classic, i'm waiting for a mod to change it so there is a number 9, lmao
you also know your in 2005 when fuel prices sky rocket
GO DA ALMIGHTY HOLDEN!!!
"assume makes an ASS out of U and ME"
I pissed myself at 16, 17 and 18
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