Golfing with a hitman

[FstStig]

Three friends were playing golf one beautiful Sunday morning, as usual, and they never missed a weekend. As one of them was about to take the first tee, a guy, by himself, asked if he could join their flight. The friends looked at each other and figured "Sure, why not," as they haven't played with anyone else in quite some time.

So they teed off and all four were getting along pretty well. Right about the turn, on the 9th hole, they were all chit chatting and getting to know one another. Curious, one of the friends asked the new guy what he did for a living and, funny enough, he told them he was a hitman

He got all excited about it. He said "WOW! I bet I can see my house through here! May I look through it?"

"Sure," said the stranger.

So the man looked around for a second and said "HELL YEAH! You can! I can see through my windows into my bedroom. There's my wife, naked, and there's my next door neighbor!

This upset the golfer, terribly, so he asked the hitman how much he would charge for a hit. The hit man replied "It's $1000 every time I pull the trigger." The man said "$1000, ouch! Well, OK. I want two hits. I want you to shoot my wife right in the mouth. She's always nagging at me and I can't stand it. Then I want you to shoot my neighbor right in the crotch, for screwing around with my wife."

The hit man agrees, gears up and takes aim through the scope. He's looking for what has to be 10 minutes. The golfer begins to get impatient and asks the hitman what he's waiting for. The hitman replies kind of anxiously, "Just hold on a minute... I'm about to save you a thousand bucks!"

[Aarony92]

haha, funny

[VTLS1]

funny but missing a bit somewhere

[CHONG]

What a comic in it . I really enjoyed it very much . I think there is something a lesson in it that do not make fool the others . Thanks