Soldiers joke, very funny!

[simmo 76]

Three soldiers were up for discharge after years and years of service, When it comes time to sort out there pension, the clerk says we have a new idea to try out.

I want you to measure a part of your body,we multiply it by 1000,and that's what you get .

So the first one says,measure my height.
He's 72 inches tall, so, the clerk says,not bad,thats 72 grand.

The second one says measure my arms from finger tip to finger tip,going around my chest once.
My,says the clerk,thats 120 inches,so you get 120 thou.

The third on,a crusty old sgnt major,says,measure my dick.
the clerk says,u sure about that,I mean,even if your well endowed,how long can it be

so the sgnt major is adamant.the clerk says ok,but we;ll have to get a medical person,and the measurement will be from the tip of the penis to the back of the balls

So in comes the doctor with his tape,puts one end on the tip and exclaims,clerk,this man has no balls?

the sgnt major says,that's right,I left my balls in Vietnam.

[Jesk]

classic!!! i love it

[dsnutz]

lmao good one

[Patrio7]

ah heard that one before, very nice indeed

[tr3nt]

excuse my ignorance, but can someone explain it ??

[The1985divo]

excuse my ignorance, but can someone explain it ??

Lol @ trent.....

they ahd to measure to veitnam

[kurtbarker]

LOL

hate to admit but I didn't get it till I read 'Salem' explanation

[tr3nt]

hmm ok.. I think I'll leave that one at the door.. *walks off in shame* lol.

[terabandit]

If you didn't get that joke the fist time you'de better get your I.Q. Checked
i think dog shits smarter !

[tr3nt]

Just remember it is only human for some people not to understand some things! We're not all as quick as one another!

[Jesk]

some people think literally, linear, laterally or even in 3 dimensions all differents styles will get different things

[vt2vygts]

haha gold!