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    My uncle was just down for a funeral an we are all holden drivers an we are all holden crazy, an we were having a beer around the utes one arvo, an he said. "do you know what ford means?" an we all said no, then he replied with "Ford Owners Root Dogs" we all started pissing ourselves laughing haha
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    They go on for days

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    best one ive heard to date would have to be - Failure Of Reasearch & Development

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ second that
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    Fords are just as good as Holdens.
    They both have there problems.. Fords I6 > any 6 cylinder Holden had IMO.
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    with the Ford Owners Root Dogs one, wouldn't the first have to not be ford? cause that would mean the joke would keep going into its self for eternity, until the world goes into a black hole. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by GothicKidd View Post
    Fords are just as good as Holdens.
    They both have there problems.. Fords I6 > any 6 cylinder Holden had IMO.
    I agree with you 100% one eyed people piss me off

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    Quote Originally Posted by GothicKidd View Post
    Fords are just as good as Holdens.
    They both have there problems.. Fords I6 > any 6 cylinder Holden had IMO.
    Its just good to take the piss out of something. I honestly don't mind some of the fords rolling around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zarconia View Post
    Its just good to take the piss out of something. I honestly don't mind some of the fords rolling around.
    I'd go an F6 or a Boss 335 any day of the week

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    Quote Originally Posted by elmaso View Post
    with the Ford Owners Root Dogs one, wouldn't the first have to not be ford? cause that would mean the joke would keep going into its self for eternity, until the world goes into a black hole. lol
    WTF....................

    OR holden "hope our luck doesn't end now"

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    Yeah but honestly if it came down to it id still buy a holden. Its just in my blood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GothicKidd View Post
    Fords are just as good as Holdens.
    They both have there problems.. Fords I6 > any 6 cylinder Holden had IMO.
    They're clearly having a joke, chill out maybe?

    Quote Originally Posted by gopher View Post
    WTF....................

    OR holden "hope our luck doesn't end now"
    Hurr hurr...got any others?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1TUFVS View Post
    They're clearly having a joke, chill out maybe?
    I know, I am chill. I was just saying :P
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    fix it again tony
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarrad View Post
    fiat??????
    king of the hill joke
    Now we have moved onto quantum physics and popcorn.
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    What's the hardest thing about owning a Ford?

    telling everyone your gay!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1TUFVS View Post
    Hurr hurr...got any others?
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    lol wow.. everybody got abit narky over the ford jokes... YOUR ON A COMMODORE FORUM GET USED TO IT.

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    Holden v Ford is pretty funny... Its like being at school and watching two IO kids fight in the play ground.

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