I found my dyslexic mate covering his D**k with boot polish in the early ours of Sunday morning, I said 'You idiot, you were meant to turn your clock back!'
I think it ment like polishing back to the before state aka sanding but anyway :S
Hahahahahaha nice one. New fb status for me.
incase you dont get it,im pretty sure the joke is, hes mate thought c**k black instead of clock back,hence the boot polish on his old fella