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    Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing

    or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies

    would probably advertise more openly.



    * Nike Condoms :::: Just do it

    * Toyota Condoms :::: Oh what a feeling
    * Ford Condoms :::: The ride of your life
    * Optus Condoms :::: Yes!
    * Duracell Condoms :::: Keep going& going & going
    * Pringles Condoms :::: Once you pop you can't stop
    * Hyundai Condoms :::: All day, every day
    * Tip Top Condoms :::: Good onya mum (available in Tasmania only)
    * Panasonic Condoms :::: Even more than you expected
    * VB Condoms :::: As a matter of fact, I've got one now
    * Swan Lager Condoms :::: They said you'd never make it
    * Vegemite Condoms :::: Puts a rose in every cheek
    * Levi Condoms :::: Do you fit the legend?
    * Nescafe Condoms :::: It brings you together.

    The following brands wouldn't sell so well.....mm



    * Goodyear Condoms :::: If it only saves you once a year.
    * RTA Condoms :::: Speed kills
    * Nobby's Condoms :::: Nibble Nobby's Nuts
    * Bolle Condoms :::: Put them on your face
    * Aussie Homeloans Condoms :::: We'll save you

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-Renzow View Post
    * Nobby's Condoms :::: Nibble Nobby's Nuts
    all were good but i love this one hahahahahahahaha

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    For what its worth, I don't think Panasonic condoms would do all that well these days...."Ideas for life".....

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