easy mistake
a real woman really is a man's bestfriend.
she will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
she will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do.
she will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give into his most intimate desires.
she makes him feel confident and sexy, seductive and invincible.....NO....Wait....wait, im thinking about Beer, its F*****g Beer that does that! Sorry!
hahaha nice one,
yeh make it opposite & that's a girl for ya !
haha its gold!Originally Posted by Adidas
nice one vnathanx..and just had the regulation 8 schooners...
haha im sure it made you feel all those things
Hahaha I was not expecting that at the end.
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
Ahhh, car forums, the only place we talk about women being second to alcohol, and being good mainly for sex, and only worrying that there aren't nearly as many girls on here as guys. The best part is how we say it and don't have to expect a backhand afterwards haha.
That joke's about as funny as womens rights!
*cover face from flying backhands*
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I tell my mrs that all the time haha.
She asked me one time, what do I like more, beer or her. I told her I can't have one without the other. She took it remarkably well, she got the shits and pissed off to her parents for a few hours.
Diagnostician
This forum is a massive sausage fest!
If it's not a Symptom its not relevant, and if its not relevant I don't care!
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hahahah! Matey your not supposed to tell them that :P Like me, say it all on here, but treat them amazinglyI tell my mrs that all the time haha.
She asked me one time, what do I like more, beer or her. I told her I can't have one without the other. She took it remarkably well, she got the shits and pissed off to her parents for a few hours.haha
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Been together 10 years this month, I say what I think
PARTY AND BULLSHIT!
hahaha so it would be like thisBeen together 10 years this month, I say what I think
-your misses: hey, how was your day?
-you: BANANAS GROW ON TREES DAMN IT WOMEN!!! IN THE KITCHEN!!! NOW!!!
hahahah
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Nah, she's only allowed to speak when spoken too.
PARTY AND BULLSHIT!
hahaha wish it would happen, especialy when i have to get up at 4am, nd my misses is feeling a bit chatty ahahaha
last time i joked about my misses going to the kitchen she was gunna whoop my ass. lol
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