I have been Diagnosed with Planking Sleep Disorder

[88GreenVN]

I went to the Doc's the other day only to find I've be diagnosed with a Grade 5 Sleep Planking disorder when watching telly in bed - was a real shock I can tell you.

It starts out with the odd snore from time to time (grade 1 planking sleep disorder) with missing the odd bit of program or a bit of the adds - no biggy there.

But after a while you start sleep planking during the adds or missing 10 mins of program (grade 3).

But now I find that I can start sleep planking without warning within 5 minutes of bed planking - missing complete programs and all the adds. (grade 5 planking sleep disorder)

The doc said - no known cure as the only answer is to sit up in bed - and that ends the planking altogether. A true catch 22 problem.

So he has advised me to stop bed planking if I want to watch TV.

*sigh

[nathanVY]

Devo.

[Trayner]

hope you pull through mate

[Verynice]

Then you will be "L-Blocking" in bed.

[commoVT]

this planking craze has really taken off, the old lady next door has been lying face down in her yard for three days now....

[daggett]

Sleepin on my side so I dont get arrested for planking