Room 243

[FstStig]

A man is in a hotel lobby. As he runs to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman and as he does, his elbow hits her brea$t.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your brea$t, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your peni$ is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 243."

[thewheeldeal com au]

Is this a joke or a dream you just woke up from?

[FstStig]

You know as a business on here I wouldn't be saying sh!t like this. It was a joke, and the dream I woke up from involved you're missus.

Good day to you sir!

[TrikkBen]

I agree with Jarrard, That "joke" was piss poor. Just because you get some critics doesn't mean you should get personal... Only shows your lack of intelligence.

[thewheeldeal com au]

You know as a business on here I wouldn't be saying sh!t like this. It was a joke, and the dream I woke up from involved you're missus.

Good day to you sir!

Dream about my missus all you want, I'm the one lying next to her.

Just jokes pal, it is the jokes section after all.....

[Pickle']

A man is in a hotel lobby. As he runs to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman and as he does, his elbow hits her brea$t.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your brea$t, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your peni$ is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 243."

Cool story bro....

[STEEV888]

there there mumbo.. i thought it was funny.

[Pickle']

LOL.. i was very average... and then he got all narky and it got alot less funny

[TRIMA]

i thought it was alrite

but thumbs down for being narky

[acarmody]

LOL.. i was very average... and then he got all narky and it got alot less funny

I thought the joke was pretty average, but when he riled up it got more funny.

[87RB30VL]

Here's a better one:

A man walks into a bar and bumps into a man. The man says "Hey! Watch out Mr Hard Elbows!". The other man replies "Sorry Chap", and walks away. Later that night they made sweaty-man-love on the bar. The end.

umad?