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    "If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job," said my 49 year old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket.

    "Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Monaro," I replied.

    "Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one," she said.

    "My point exactly."
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