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    Default hahaha .. now THIS is doggy style

    A ****er Spaniel, a Poodle and a Great Dane found themselves in the waiting room at the veterinary office.
    Spaniel to the Poodle: "Why are you in here?"
    Poodle: "Well, I peed in the house one too many times, and my owners have decided it was time to put me to sleep.
    Why are you here?"
    Spaniel: "I've got a very bad temper, and I the other day I bit two of the neighbor's kids. So, my owners are having me put to sleep too." He turns to the Great Dane and asks, "Why are you here?"
    Great Dane: "Well my owner is a beautiful blonde who walks around the house all day in the nude. Yesterday I couldn't take it any more and when she was on her knees doing something on the floor, I mounted her and shagged her stupid."
    Spanial: "So, why are you here?"
    Great Dane: "I have to get my nails clipped."

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    ouch hahahahha

    hang on. its 4am WA time and i havent been asleep yet.... i gotta wake up in two half hours..... and its a 12hour thursday.

    but back on topic

    when blondes have more fun, do they know it?
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