Two police women are out on patrol with their Alsatian.
One says "I'm getting a bit cold, I've left my knickers back at the station"
the other says "Use the dog, give him a sniff of your box and he will fetch them for you"
So she lets the dog have a sniff and he runs off back to the station.
2 hours later he returns with 2 batons, a broom and 3 sergeants fingers.
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My Ex girlfriend could manipulate the muscles of her box so it felt like you were
getting a bj,
which is ironic because when she manipulated the muscles of her mouth she sounded like a c*n#