Not sure if this ones been here before but it made me smile when i heard it-
Q: how do you know who loves you more ya dog or your partner?
A: lock em both in the boot of your car for one hour then open it and see which ones happiest to see you![]()
LOL!! thats gold
That's gold lmao
similar to lock them both outside... woman at front door banging/screaming let me in..
dog at back door, barking/scratching door...
so let the dog in coz u know the dog will shut-up once he is inside