Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams & Elton John were walking over a bridge..
Kylie trips, and gets her head jammed between railings. With a couple of sideways glances, Robbie pulls aside her g string and shags her senseless! He stands back 'Your turn,' he tells Elton.. Elton starts crying! 'What's up?' asks Robbie. Elton sobs, 'My head wont fit between the railings!