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Thread: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue . . .

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    Default Roses are Red, Violets are Blue . . .

    Roses are Red, Violets are blue, when I drop my clutch, my VL turbo goes tootootootoo (flutter)
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    roses are red, violets are blue i have a gun get in the car... <<best pick up line ever
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    don't take this wrong or anything but ARE YOU ####ED IN THE HEAD????

    Reaper

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    roses are red violets are blue you have a huge dong and i wanna blow you

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    Roses are red, violets are blue, if you don't hurry up I'm going to murder you.
    If it's not a Symptom its not relevant, and if its not relevant I don't care!

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    roses are red,violets are blue,
    the first time i seen you i wanted to screw,
    when i woke up sober i wanted to spew
    i cannot believe beer can do this to you.

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    roses are red, the sun is gold
    get on your knees and do what your told
    whats the difference between my missus and my blower??
    well they both whine but the blower actually puts out

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    Quote Originally Posted by detox_nath83 View Post
    to the OP u got that from Nackerz Sig :P:P Fail
    Actually a mate of mine told me it - either way its still a cracker!
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    roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo.
    don't be mad, i'll be there too.
    not in the cage, but laughing at you

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    roses are red violets are blu......YOUR MUMS A WHORE and so are you

    Roses are red violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

    Roses are red Violets are Blue if you squeeze it too hard your dick will be too

    Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head.

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, They'll need dental records To identify you.

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    roses are grey, violets are grey, im colourblind and suck a poetry

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    Roses are red, violets are blue, when brains were given out where were you!

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