Rectum Stretcher

[Drawnnite]

While I was driving down the M4 the other day, (going a little faster
than I should have been)I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on
the other side with a radar gun laying in wait.



The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronizing smirk, asked:

"Runway too short?"

To which I replied, "I'm late for work."

To which he asked, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher??
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work
side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."

Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do
you do with a six-foot arsehole?"

To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him
behind a bridge..."







Speeding ticket: £105.00 and 3 points

Court costs: £45

Look on copper's face: Priceless.

[calais24/7]

hahahaha yess! good work mate

[GEN3RATD]

it wasnt actually him, and if it was im sure the cop wouldnt have taken british pounds.

[detox_nath83]

nothing like Copy and Paste.......

[Drawnnite]

nothing like Copy and Paste.......

pretty much. got it in an email thought id share it

[vnathanx]

haha good one

[HERONVY]

bahahaha love it man