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    What was Amy Winehouses biggest hit?



    Her last one!
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    Ha ha , didn't take long for them to start .
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    Before posting such sick and abusive jokes about Amy Winehouse, think about her poor close friends, imagine how they will feel on Tuesday when they wake up and find out.

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    McDonalds have just released the Amy Winehouse value meal, it's just coke and ice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy711 View Post
    Before posting such sick and abusive jokes about Amy Winehouse, think about her poor close friends, imagine how they will feel on Tuesday when they wake up and find out.
    This is Amy Winehouse we are talking about.. Any friends of hers would probably be in the same boat. and the non drugged out morons would of been expecting this to happen for years...

    It was just a matter of time that she checked out..

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    Quote Originally Posted by zapper-l67 View Post
    This is Amy Winehouse we are talking about.. Any friends of hers would probably be in the same boat.

    LOL i think you missed the joke mate...


    *whats the difference between amy whinehouse and jeremy clarkson??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy711 View Post
    Before posting such sick and abusive jokes about Amy Winehouse, think about her poor close friends, imagine how they will feel on Tuesday when they wake up and find out.
    Haha I saw what you did there

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    Quote Originally Posted by monkeys437 View Post
    Haha I saw what you did there
    least someone else got it lol
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    Amy winehouse will be missed dearly..........

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    Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Amy Winehouse jokes?
    The jokes will get old


    What's the difference between February and Amy Winehouse?
    February makes it to 28!
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    Although she's only been dead a few hours, The Sun say that there has already been a few touching messages left on Amy Winehouse's mobile


    What did the Grim Reaper say when he came for Amy Winehouse?
    "#### me! And I thought I looked like death."


    SATURDAY 23 JULY: police confirm body found in London flat that of Amy Whinehouse.
    SUNDAY 24 JULY: police issue apology to the family of Amy Whinehouse after the body found in London flat turns out to be an old discarded scarecrow


    Wow Amy Winehouse is dead.
    Unfortunately, her parents can't keep her ashes as it would be possession of a Class A drug.

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    I got a few more on my phone but one especially is in really really bad taste as it also refers to the shooting in Oslo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy711 View Post
    I got a few more on my phone but one especially is in really really bad taste as it also refers to the shooting in Oslo.
    Do it, please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy711 View Post
    I got a few more on my phone but one especially is in really really bad taste as it also refers to the shooting in Oslo.
    Do it mate!

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    Oh no... looks like were gonna get an overdose of Amy Winehouse jokes over the next few days...
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    Who said prayer doesn't work?

    Dear Lord, I pray that soon I will meet Amy Winehouse. Could your almighty power make this happen.

    Hans Janek, Age 14, Oslo
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    Can all those waiting to make a joke about Amy Winehouse please form a line.
    It's what she would've wanted.
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    They've just announced that Amy Winehouse isn't dead after all.

    Apparently, when the police drew a line around her body, she got up and snorted it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom_1569 View Post
    Who said prayer doesn't work?

    Dear Lord, I pray that soon I will meet Amy Winehouse. Could your almighty power make this happen.

    Hans Janek, Age 14, Oslo

    That's the joke I had that I wasn't going to post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom_1569 View Post
    Who said prayer doesn't work?

    Dear Lord, I pray that soon I will meet Amy Winehouse. Could your almighty power make this happen.

    Hans Janek, Age 14, Oslo
    fk man, off colour much.


    If it isnt tuckin, it must be suckin

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    Quote Originally Posted by DM 55 WA View Post
    fk man, off colour much.
    Here, Have a cat:
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    i laughed more at the cat then the other "joke"


    If it isnt tuckin, it must be suckin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom_1569 View Post
    Who said prayer doesn't work?

    Dear Lord, I pray that soon I will meet Amy Winehouse. Could your almighty power make this happen.

    Hans Janek, Age 14, Oslo
    Nah, Not funny at all.

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