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  1. 02-08-2011, 10:11 PM #1
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    Default Worlds shortest joke

    A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Glad Wrap.

    The psychiatrist says, 'Well...I can clearly see your nuts.'
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    lol mate was only said a week ago Old but gold
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    I thought it would be something like, Gillard.
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    there onces was a smart blonde...

    ^Thats shorter^
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    lol...

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    Could've been "FORD"
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    Quote Originally Posted by theperthvan View Post
    Could've been "FORD"
    Four letters. I think we have a winner.
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    even shorter joke... "you" :P



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    even shorter

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    hahahahahahaha lol
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