A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage....
A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'.
She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'
The mechanic fainted.
If you're not sure what a 710 is scroll down ..........................
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I Was more hoping for a pic of the Poster :P
If it's not a Symptom its not relevant, and if its not relevant I don't care!
Well I'm not old and I haven't heard it before haha.
well i have seen a female fill up her oil hole at the servo with water and overflowed it,,,,
was the funniest thing i have ever seen.....
that's where color coding the caps in engine bays originated from i swear,,,,,
but yes this joke is "dlo"
The first time I heard this joke (years ago) the blonde was actually at a Ford dealer. Lol.
Originally Posted by som