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    Default What is a 710?

    A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage....

    A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.

    We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'

    She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

    She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

    The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

    She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

    He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'.

    She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

    The mechanic fainted.

    If you're not sure what a 710 is scroll down ..........................





















































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    An oldie but a goodie
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    jsut quickly, wat is a ffs search, ive seen it a fair bit and not sure wat it is, so some help would b greatly appreciated on where and how to do it, thankz
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    its a 5 stud and u couldnt just weld a new stud on youd have to weld 5 new ones on i may be blonde but im not dumb

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    i giggled
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    Seriously dude, that threads over 4 years old. Did they give you a shovel when you joined up.

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    I Was more hoping for a pic of the Poster :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by chickybabe View Post

    If you're not sure what a 710 is scroll down ..........................
    All good, no need to scroll down - it's an old joke.


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    Ok, once again ive run aground with a bunch of elitist PRATS who think they know it all, stuff your cars and stuff your forum!
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    Well I'm not old and I haven't heard it before haha.


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    well i have seen a female fill up her oil hole at the servo with water and overflowed it,,,,

    was the funniest thing i have ever seen.....

    that's where color coding the caps in engine bays originated from i swear,,,,,

    but yes this joke is "dlo"

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    The first time I heard this joke (years ago) the blonde was actually at a Ford dealer. Lol.
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