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Old 12-03-2004, 04:01 PM
 

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HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY:




A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"














He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."



And you probably thought this would be dirty ... shame on YOU!!!
















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Old 15-03-2004, 06:41 PM
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Mate, why did you have to take up all that space?
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