funny t shirts...

[jack.mc]

hey guys, I found a place that make tshirts for 16 bucks each on ebay, what do you think i should get? I'm thinking along the lines of these

[Jesk]

my future mother in law got this fella a t-shirt with "drind blunk!" on it cos he goes through a slab a day

go for either of the first two

[Patrio7]

"1f y0u k4n r34d 7h15 y0u r33ly ne3d 7o g37 l41d"

i was sad when i didnt have to look twice to decipher it.

[Jesk]

nor do i bad daniel

[Jesk]

From: www.fun-with-words.com
(Around a picture of dandelions): I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won.
So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me
I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy
God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends
At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All... I Just Can't Remember It All
(Worn by a pregnant woman): A Man Did This to Me, Oprah
If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?
No, It Doesn't Hurt – aboard a "well-tattooed gentleman"
If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off
I Used to Be Schizophrenic, but We're OK Now
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Did a Little Shopping
Coffee, Chocolate, Men... Some Things Are Just Better Rich
Growing Old Is Inevitable; Growing Up Is Optional
Love May Be Blind, but Marriage Is a Real Eye-Opener.
If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't for You.
Get a New Car for Your Spouse. It'll Be a Great Trade.
It's Hard to Be Nostalgic When You Can't Remember Anything.
Old Age Comes at a Bad Time.
In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risks You Take
(Aboard a person with a serious beer belly) Objects Under This T-Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear.
I Am a Bomb Technician; If You See Me Running, You Should Keep Up .
For Every Action, There Is an Equal and Opposite Government Program
Give a Man a Fish, and He'll Eat for a Day. Teach a Man to Fish, and He'll Sit Around and Drink Beer All Day
Your Village Called; Their Idiot Is Missing
Started Out with Nothing and Still Have Most of It Left
I Don't Suffer From Insanity; I Enjoy Every Minute of It
Beer; Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1869
(Aboard an extremely tall person at Ocean City) No; Do You Play Miniature Golf?
Old Fishermen Never Die; They Just Smell That Way
I'm So Broke, If You Rob Me, It'll Be for Practice
Clones Are People Two
Warning: Retiree; Knows It All and Has Plenty of Time to Tell You About It!
I Just Got Lost in Thought; It Was Unfamiliar Territory
Those Who Live by the Sword Get Shot by Those Who Don't
You Have the Right to Remain Silent; Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted, Then Used Against You
Blessed Are They Who Can Laugh at Themselves, for They Shall Never Cease to Be Amused
This Body Is a Temple; Chocolate Worshipped Daily
Sex Is Like Air; It's Not Important Unless You Aren't Getting Any
Consciousness: That Annoying Time Between Naps
I Haven't Lost My Mind; It's Backed Up on a Disk Somewhere
Hey, You! Out of the Gene Pool!
Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair
I'd Quit This Job But I Need the Sleep
I Have the Body of a God; Unfortunately, It's Buddha
I Miss My Ex, But My Aim Is Improving
I Used Up All My Sick Days, So I'm Calling in Dead
If I Follow You Home Will You Keep Me?
Smile: It Makes People Wonder What You're Up To
Alcohol and Calculus Don't Mix; Never Drink and Derive
A Good Lawyer Knows the Law; a Great Lawyer Knows the Judge
Should I Talk to the Man in Charge or the Woman Who Knows What's Going On?
I Got This Shirt When I Turned 40; I HATE This Shirt
Ex-Wife for Sale; Just Take Over Payments
He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest
The Older the Fiddle, the Sweeter the Tune
Out of Estrogen and I've Got a Gun!
I'd Rather Be in the Boat With a Drink on the Rocks Than in the Drink With the Boat on the Rocks
Women Who Seek to Be Equal to Men Lack Ambition
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, So Please Shut Up
Dyslexics Have More Fnu
I'm Too Sexy for My Hair; That's Why It Isn't There
Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups
Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15
A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Words, But It Uses Up a Thousand Times the Memory
They Call Me a Feminist Every Time I Say Something That Distinguishes Me From a Doormat
I'm a Natural Blonde – Speak Slowly
Some Days It Just Doesn't Pay to Chew Through the Leather Restraint Straps
My Husband and I Divorced Over Religious Differences – He Thought He Was God and I Didn't
Sky Diving – Speed Limit 120 MPH (Not Strictly Enforced)
Guys Have Feelings, Too. But Like, Who Cares?
I Can Only Be Nice to One Person Today – Today Is Not Your Day – Tomorrow Doesn't Look Good, Either
If God Had Meant for Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees
Look Out Behind You – The Lemmings Are Gaining
Five Out of Four People Don't Understand Fractions
If You Wish to Be Young Again, Remember Algebra
Men and Women Are From Earth – Deal With It
I Chose the Road Less Traveled – Now Where the Heck Am I?
Hugs Are Fully Returnable
A Woman Needs Four Animals in Her Life – A Mink on Her Back, a Jaguar in Her Garage, a Tiger in Her Bed and a Jackass to Pay for It All

There's more there enjoy

[STEALTHY™]

Heres the top Patrio7 was on about!

[tr3nt]

Hilarious.. I should get a few pics of the shirts I have and post em up.. I have a few!

[simmo 76]

"1f y0u k4n r34d 7h15 y0u r33ly ne3d 7o g37 l41d"

i was sad when i didnt have to look twice to decipher it.

Damn, I pretty much understood it straight away as well.

[shaggerz]

I didn't realise it wasn't plain English for a second lol.

I have the 'Beer - Helping ugly people have sex since 1869" shirt hehe. I see people laughing at it everywhere I go.

Also my sister got me one that says "Jesus is coming!! Look Busy!" which has proven even more popular with the general public hehe.

[vh-holden]

i like my "great hunk of spunk" t shirt from the house of kath and kim

[jack.mc]

this is the guy selling them...

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/FUNNY-CRAZY-S...QQcmdZViewItem

they're 16 bucks each, and you can put whatever you want on them - and apparently they're good quality...

another one i like is the guy dancing (disco ball, etc) with

DANCING IS GAY

beneath it. Mainly because i cant dance... I blame my height...

[Gyan44]

At the local markets ( a great place to find t-shirts) - Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're a wanker

[holdensupporter2005]

http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?im...ate=2000-07-02

http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?im...ate=2005-04-26

[holdensupporter2005]

[holdensupporter2005]

[holdensupporter2005]

[holdensupporter2005]

[IMG]http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/****intosh.jpg[/IMG]

[luvmycommodore]

A friend of mine has one that says

IMAYNOTBETHEBES
TLOOKINGGUYINTH
EBARBUTIMTHEONL
YONETALKINGTOYOU

Also another one....

DNA: National Dyslexics Association.

[Patrio7]

one i have to get to wear at work is thinkgeeks " No! i will NOT fix your pc! " shirt

and the binary " Ties Suck " tie.