Tax man

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Jewish Rabbi had another yearly visit from the tax man. When he was there for a while the tax man asked the Rabbi "What do you do with all the left over candles after they have burnt down?". Rabbi said " We collect them for a year and send them to the candle man and he uses them to make new ones and sends us a complete box."
Tax man then asks: " What do you do with all the crumbs left over from the holy bread?" Rabbi says: We collect them for a year and send them to the holy bread baker and he uses them to make a new batch and sends us a complete box also.
OK thats good says the Tax man. He then asks the Rabbi: What do you do with all the foreskins you cut off boys during the circumcision ritual?"
Rabbi responds: We collect them for a year and send them to the Tax Office and they send us back a complete prick.