Poor Old Uncle Harry!!!

[TheBigBopper]

This poor bastard was cruising in his old HZ ute when he spots a KFC up ahead and decides he could go a feed of chicken.
So he orders, eats and that was it -
Straight off to the 'bog' for a 'number 2' human emergency.
When he was done he reached for the loo paper - there wasn't any!
So with his pants round his ancles he shuffles round to the next cubicle - no paper there either!
Finally he decided just to wash his bum in the sink with some liquid hand soap.
Next came the issue of drying the area off so
He decided to back up to the electric hand dryer
Right at this moment an asian man came in and busted him!
All poor uncle Harry said was 'NO PAPER' while pointing at the toilets.
Then he went and complained to the manager about his ordeal, who infuritated Harry the most by offering him FREE CHICKEN!!!
And to ad insult to injury the asian man and his family were all staring at Harry and talking in their language as he walked past to leave!
THIS IS A TRUE STORY HEY.

[acarmody]

[dzach23]

Thread title remind's me of this song by The Living End

[SquishyShoes]

Thread title remind's me of this song by The Living End

Haha, thought the same thing. Ironically, I was just listening to it the other day. They sounded better back then, huh?