Plane Crash
A plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Qld. Panic stricken, the local mayor mobilized his staff and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the big aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smouldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.
The Mayor and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone.
They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.
"Bluey," the Mayor yelled, panting and out of breath.
"Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine.
"Do you realize that is RAAF One - the airplane of the Prime Minister?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the mornin."
“Julia Gillard is dead?" the Mayor asked.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.
"She kept saying she wasn't . . .. But you know how bad that bitch lies . . .. .
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