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    Default She was Sooo Blonde...

    I got sent this and thought it was funny....

    She was Soooooooo Blonde . .
    * She thought a quarterback was a refund.
    * She thought General Motors was in the army.
    * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
    * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
    * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote
    "Sagittarius."

    She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
    * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
    * She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
    * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On
    Phonics."

    She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
    * She tripped over a cordless phone.
    * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
    "Concentrate."
    * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
    * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

    She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
    * She studied for a blood test.
    * She sold the car for gas money.
    * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
    * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport
    Left," she turned around and went home.

    She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
    * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she
    moved.
    * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
    * She thought that she could not use her AM radio after lunch.
    * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This
    Goes In Front."


    She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

    She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company


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    haha not bad!
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    if you pay for fuel, ill drive up and drive you around in the bmw. assuming your(hopefully hot) date rides shotgun, and you get the boot, dont worry, its well ventilated if ur dates not so, you can share the boot

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    tripping over a cordless eh?

    will have to use that one some day >
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