Carpark Mechanic.....
Making puns because it is such a rewording experience.
I just Just heard that terrorists have infiltrated the Heinz factory and planted bombs inside tins of alphabet soup. Man, if they go off, it could spell disaster!\
I used to like Russian dolls until i found that they're full of themselves.
I thought i was going to see a stage performance about sentence construction the other day, but was really disappointed when I realised it was just a play on words
So you can drive a car, but what do you have to chauffeur it?
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[09-01, 22:47] HoZy: VKC doesnt finger, He fists... Because Ranga
Nazi puns are really out mein kampfort zone
I hate it when people joke about the holocaust, Anne Frankly, I won't stand for it
About 6 million dead.Originally Posted by theperthvan
Heres few to keep all amused:-
You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
Don't join dangerous cults. Practice safe sects!
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under
Don't justify sin, just defy sin
A pessimist is a man who thinks all woman are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are
Banned
***Don't read more if you are offended by holocaust jokes***
I hate holocaust jokes, my granddad died at autschwitz, he fell off of the top of a watchtower while shooting at jews.
What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it into the oven.
How do you fit 50 Jews in a VL? 5 in the seats, 45 in the ashtray.
What was the first Jewish cooker called? Hitler.
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Last night I dreamed I ate a big marshmallow and woke up to found I had eaten my pillow. I have to say, I did feel a little down in the mouth.
Two atoms are walking down the street. One suddenly stops and is panicking.
“Oh my god OH MY GOD!!!”
The second says “Whats wrong?”
First one replies “I think I lost an electron!!”
“Are you sure?!?”
“I’M POSITIVE!”
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces:
“I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
My linguistic skills used to be really bad, but now they're like whatever.
Ted: I don't like Ronald MacDonald. He skips.
Greta: Oh Dad, he's a clown.
Ted: He's a poof.
When I questioned the livestock delivery company as to whether or not they could quickly move some donkeys, They said they could haul ass.
What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium
Is silicon the same in Spanish? Si
Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says get the hell out. Argon doesn't react
Tell a potassium joke? K
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