Football is gay ...

[ElDubya]

Edward was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children
what there fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy,
Captain of Industry etc, but Edward was being uncharacteristically quiet
and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes of all his clothes
in front of other men. Some times if the offer is really good, he'll go
out
with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little
Edward
aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Edward, "He plays football for the Fremantle Dockers but I was
just too embarrassed to say"

[Jesk]

heard that one before except his father was an english cricketer

[Freddy Kruger]

yeah, ive heared it as an english cricketer too... good joke tho lol

[newo]

Sounds like the TRU ad