When this happened i couldn't believe my ears. It was the type of thing i thought i'd only ever hear my boyfriend cite from a picture mag. This is a true story, it did not happen to a friend of a friend of mine. I saw it with my own eyes.
Before i begin, i need to fill you in on some background info.
The two friends in this story will be called for privacy and embarrasment purposed 'Will' and 'Jim'.
Now Will owns a vk 253 and has been commented on being well endowed downstairs and Jim owns a series one 5.0L berlina and as far as i've been told is not very well endowed downstairs.
Anyway, picture this:
We are at a pub in cairns called shenanigans and the boys were boasting about which girl or how many girls they could pick up etc.
Anyway Will commented that he could have this chick if he wanted coz they knew each other and she liked him. Jim also believed that he could have her to but for some stupid reason he commented that he'd have to wait for a week after or it wouldn't be any good.
Anyway, my boyfriend has stepped in and said something like, "What, so you admit Will has a bigger dick than you." And Jim, who was dead serious in defending himself replied, yeah but my cars faster.
True story.
Possible proof that some cars are penis extentions.
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