The priest in a small Irish village had a rooster and ten
hens he kept in the hen house behind the church.

One Sunday morning, before mass, he
went to feed the birds and discovered
that the C*ck was missing.

He knew about C*ck fights in
the village, so he questioned
his parishioners in church.

During mass, he asked the congregation,

'Has anybody got a C*ck? '


All the men stood up.


'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a C*ck? '

All the women stood up.


'No, no, ' he said, ' that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a C*ck that
doesn't belong to them? '

Half the women stood up.


'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen MY C*ck? '
Sixteen altar boys, two priests
and a goat stood up.

The priest fainted.