Freindship Poem...

rattattack1313 · #1 14-10-2005, 03:15 AM

I'm getting a bit tired of all those namby - pamby, girly, sissy,
completely wet "friendship" poems, that never come close to reality?

So, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true
friendship:

1 . When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and
plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made
you that way.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had
sex.

4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of
you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be and to
stop your bloody whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use only little
words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me
until you are well again, I don't want whatever
you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your
clumsiness.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.

Why you may ask? Because you are my friend.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you
can only think of two, and one of them isn't speaking to you right now
anyway.

Remember:A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will
help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

Jesk · #2 14-10-2005, 06:58 AM

classic, rat i also like the one with paddy and mick, well you wont be seeing me around too much anymore im moving 500km away and i might not have the net for a while (read possibly 6months or so) good times, a few laughs.

Seeya

minux · #3 14-10-2005, 07:48 AM

haha very nice

Rhino Racing · #4 14-10-2005, 07:58 AM

Hello, my name is RHINO. I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion
f**king chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead and an ear growing on her arse will be able to raise enough money to sh*t?

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are you? :b:
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every good looking person in the magazine!" What a load of crap.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5AD and brought to the USA by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. F**k them!
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards.

Chances are, it's your own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, **** it off by deleting it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't **** people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Oh, by the way all you idiots out there...
NO COMPANY HAS ANY WAY OF TRACKING E-MAIL OUTSIDE THEIR SYSTEM -
NO, NOT EVEN MICROSOFT!!! THERE IS NO SUCH TECHNOLOGY - YET!!!!!!.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
underwear will turn carnivorous and will Consume your genitals.
P.S. Have a nice day,

rattattack1313 · #5 14-10-2005, 08:17 AM

Well, pardon me for posting up something I thought was funny............................It isn't a chainmail letter..it is a bit of homour...good to see you got out of bed on the right side this morning.......

spice weasel (BAM) · #6 14-10-2005, 08:52 AM

I thought it was funny. nice one

Patrio7 · #7 14-10-2005, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rattattack1313

Well, pardon me for posting up something I thought was funny............................It isn't a chainmail letter..it is a bit of homour...good to see you got out of bed on the right side this morning.......

thats the joke rat, there was a chain mail letter about chain mail letters.

rattattack1313 · #8 14-10-2005, 09:12 AM

The thing is a joke..as far as I knew,not a chain-mail thingie..

VT-565 · #9 14-10-2005, 12:53 PM

it's all right rat, we are all one in the same in this forum, thats the beauty of it. if there is one who rocks the boat, we (you) let them know. but it's all good man, have a beer and crack one open for me too....i'm still at work goddammit!

Rhino Racing · #10 24-10-2005, 07:23 AM

Hey there Ratman.... I wasnt taking the **** outta you about the Joke you put up.....
I thought it was bloody brilliant! Was rofl here!

I added that other one on as i thought it was funny too!!
and i thought people would get LOL otta it.
You took it all the wrong way man.
I was just trying to add to your funny thread.
I didnt realise that anyone would take it the way you did.
Sorry for the misunderstanding........
Glad that i got back to have a look at this thread.
Finally got my race car pics up and running..... then got them resized (Properly)
Thanks for your help.

Catchya!