an irish farmer and an english farmer live next door to each other, anyway one day teh english farmer yells out to the irish farmer and says" i think one of your sheep is stuck in my trap" and the irish farmer is ****ed off cos the english farmer always pays him out. so he says" how do you no that is one of my sheep and not one of yours? and the english farmer responds" cos he has chewed off three of his legs and he is still stuck in the trap"