Help me with the tomato garden Son.

[VS_Pete_1]

As above.

[azkwazere]

fantastic, love it!

aZk.

[Tim Smtih]

Lol, very nice!

[s_ikari2015]

Reminds me of a similar joke.

Man answers the door, there stands 5 burley policemen with axes. They ask him to show them to his firewood pile. He asks why and they respond they've received a tip-off that he's hiding copious amounts of cannabis in his firewood. Being a law abiding citizen he thinks it's best not to argue with the policemen so he takes them around the back to the firewood pile.
They then spend the next two hours breaking up all his firewood looking for hidden canabis. Eventually they give up and apologise to the man before showing themselves out.
Later that night he receives a phone call from his good friend, Jack.
Jack asks the man "Did a heap of policemen come around to your place today and break up all your firewood?"
The man replies yes.
Jack say, "Happy Birthday mate."

[scouser king]

love it..........................