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    Default New Husband.

    A young man married a beautiful woman who has previously divorced ten
    husbands.



    On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm
    still a virgin".



    "What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married
    ten times?"



    "Well, husband # 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great
    it's going to be.



    Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
    supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.



    Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
    diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.



    Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he
    didn't know when he would be able to deliver.



    Husband # 5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
    three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
    method.



    Husband # 6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how,
    but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.



    Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure
    how to position it.



    Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.



    Husband # 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.



    Husband # 10 was a stamp Collector; all he ever did
    was......................

    GOD I MISS HIM!!!!



    But now that I've married you, I'm soooooo excited!"



    "Good", said the husband, "but, why?"



    "You're a Tax Man ...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!!"

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    ^^^^^^^^^^ lol
    "Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm" Sir Winston Churchill.
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    Hahahah I love this 1
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    LOL hahaha

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    Haha ####in awesome !! and so true


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