A young man married a beautiful woman who has previously divorced ten
husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm
still a virgin".
"What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married
ten times?"
"Well, husband # 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great
it's going to be.
Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he
didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband # 5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
method.
Husband # 6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how,
but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure
how to position it.
Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband # 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband # 10 was a stamp Collector; all he ever did
was......................
GOD I MISS HIM!!!!
But now that I've married you, I'm soooooo excited!"
"Good", said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're a Tax Man ...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!!"
lol love it
^^^^^^^^^^ lol
"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm" Sir Winston Churchill.
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