True Australian Ghost Story

[rattattack1313]

True Australian Ghost Story
This story happened a while ago in Brisbane, and even
though it sounds like an Alfred Hitch**** tale, it's true.
John Bradford, an English University student, was on the
side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a
storm.
The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he
could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he saw a car slowly
coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without
thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door, just to realise
there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on!
The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road and saw a
curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then,
just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel. John, paralysed with terror, watched how the hand appeared every time they came to a curve. John saw the lights of a pub down the road so, gathering strength, jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and asked for two shots of tequila. He then started telling everybody about the horrible experience he went
through.
A silence enveloped everybody when they realised he was crying
and....wasn't drunk.
About 15 minutes later, two guys walked into the same pub. They
were also wet and out of breath. Looking around and seeing John Bradford
sobbing at the bar, one said to the other, "Look, Bruce.. here's the
F*cking idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it."

[minux]

hahahaha

Thats a good one

[Benji]

LMAO Thats gold

[Patrio7]

excelent joke ratt

[semmi]

Love it! Almost as funny is the fact that the name "Hitch****" gets censored...

[MarzVP]

That is a brilliant twist!! You are very multi-talented Rat.

[ProMaX]

bahahahahaha OMFG thats classic

[Freddy Kruger]

why is **** censored? its the other C word that should be watch...

lol that is funny

[simmo 76]

Very funny!! good one!

[rattattack1313]

why is **** censored? its the other C word that should be watch...

lol that is funny

Our Gooogle Spiders are trained to remove certain words...... even if they are a part of another word...... even the name Hitchc ock gets it...loool....