The Way A Woman Should Be

[DJ Majah]

The good wife...

[CommodoreChick]

Sorry guys.... not gonna happen

[death-from-above]

Like **** its not gonna happen, just depends how you control your woman.

She will like what i tell her to like

[Hayles]

Oh my god, thats like, totally my life!!! hehehehe

[PIMPIN]

QUOTE (CommodoreChick @ Mar 18 2004, 01:08 AM) Sorry guys.... not gonna happen
what u doing posting???


Back in the kitchen with you woman!

[fergi]

when the **** did it all start going wrong then

fergi :

[Bax]

QUOTE (PIMPIN @ Mar 18 2004, 08:35 PM) QUOTE (CommodoreChick @ Mar 18 2004, 01:08 AM) Sorry guys.... not gonna happen
what u doing posting???


Back in the kitchen with you woman!
hehe, yeah god damn, somebody made the chain too long.

[CommodoreChick]

ahhh i just can't win with you dam men.

[PIMPIN]

QUOTE (CommodoreChick @ Mar 19 2004, 07:12 PM) ahhh i just can't win with you dam men.
That's strike two!

[death-from-above]

Yeah but Tara you keep coming back for more, face it, you need us

[Cashy]

That reminds me of this.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

[Hayles]

Oh thats good!!! Geez i learn a new thing everyday!!!! hehehe

[death-from-above]

And they are all numbered one for a reson

[Gobbles]

ohh cashy that is brilliant