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  1. 21-12-2011, 10:58 PM #1
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    Default best joke ever

    why did the chicken cross the road?

    to get to the other side.
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    *sigh* .......

    Please leave

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    Nope. Try Kerry O'Keefes frog joke.

    Kerry O'Keefe tells the frog joke.wmv - YouTube
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    why was 6 scared of 7?

    because 7 8 9

    win
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    lmao that chick in the middle looks like shes giving a blow job
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    You just wasted 10 seconds of my life, and I would like those 10 seconds back please.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jasper44
    For all you kids out there, when your about to have sex, just remember that it would be better if you went out and shot a police officer with a bazooka instead.
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    you ***** are just jealous that you didn't think of posting the joke before me and the fact that its a funny joke
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    All them jokes suck u waste my time
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    knock knock

    whos there?

    boo

    boo who?

    what are you crying about
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    I like your persistence haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by superchargedvs6 View Post
    You just wasted 10 seconds of my life, and I would like those 10 seconds back please.
    It took you 10 seconds to read a 13 word post? Thats a worry
    Quote Originally Posted by coplzr View Post
    At the end of the day its not about the money its about how you want it and were u wanna stop, i mean i could have just tinted windows put kit and chrome wheels on the car and lowered it and started a thread if thats what you all wanted but i love cars i love the feeling u get when ppl say mate u done a great job on this thing now that feeling is the very exact reason ill do it again on another car i enjoy any part i can play in the build and i def enjoy driving it
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    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzy2308 View Post
    It took you 10 seconds to read a 13 word post? Thats a worry
    No, I also read the other two posts as well from that guy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jasper44
    For all you kids out there, when your about to have sex, just remember that it would be better if you went out and shot a police officer with a bazooka instead.
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    a guy walks into a bar

    ouch
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    why did the chicken cross the road??? --------------- TO GET IN MY TUMMY!!! HAHAHA!



    No??...










    ok.
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    knock knock

    whos there?

    jesus

    jesus who

    jesus christ
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    a penis has a hard life,its hair is a mess,its family is nuts,its best friend is a pussy, its neighbor is an ass hole and its owner beats him.
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    I smell a ban.

    You know there are easier ways to get your post count up. Actually make a contribution.

    And everytime you post you have a new car, make up your ####en mind.
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    A grasshopper walks into a bar.
    The barman says "hey, we got a drink named after you"

    He says "what, Kevin?"
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    whats the difference between HoldenV8 and a mosquito??

    the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsy View Post
    If keyboads were cars, I'm sure half the people here would have been run down by now :P
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    GM: Has millions of dollars and highly trained engineers.
    Some guy in his backyard: Has a hole saw.Discuss.
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    just tow it around on a trailer and tell everyone its a turbo putting out 770 horses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WPN-42L View Post

    You know there are easier ways to get your post count up. Actually make a contribution.
    Well if that is his plan the joke is on him as posts in certain sections, including this one, don't count towards your tally.


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    Ok, once again ive run aground with a bunch of elitist PRATS who think they know it all, stuff your cars and stuff your forum!
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    No, driving a v6 engages GOD MODE. Please don't continue the argument...
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    New best joke ever;

    HoldenV8

    The End
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoldenV8 View Post
    you ***** are just jealous that you didn't think of posting the joke before me and the fact that its a funny joke
    Says the guy that owns a festiva....
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    HoldenV8 and he drives a Ford Festiva.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jasper44
    For all you kids out there, when your about to have sex, just remember that it would be better if you went out and shot a police officer with a bazooka instead.
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