How Best 2 **** A Cop Off

EATARICEBURNER · #1 21-10-2005, 10:22 AM

Next time u get pulled over 4 neg driving or speeding 4 wat ever reason start writing down everything the cop says it will send them ballistic works a treat i never received a ticket yet when ive done that as the r 2 embarassed try it guys

Patrio7 · #2 21-10-2005, 10:32 AM

i've heard that if you start asking of the officers number etc etc they get pretty defensive. but i'd rather just not speed so they dont have a reason to pull me up

Pretender · #3 21-10-2005, 10:59 AM

Let's start a movement. Everyone drive at the speed limit. That way the Police won't meet the their targets and won't raise enough revenue for their Christmas Party.
Don't know if it's the same everywhere but in Perth people complain loudly about Multinovas being used as revenue raisers only.
The mentality does not grasp the simple solution ie: no speed = no fine

Shounak · #4 21-10-2005, 11:04 AM

I disagree.. When I had neons on my car, I got pulled over quite a bit.. They look around at your car, check your rego, run your license and plates through their computer, bretho you and get you to open your bonnet looking for something they can defect..

This, when I'm travelling right on the limit..

But most cops won't car if you start writing what they say down. They're accountable in court, the vast majority of coppers won't say stupid stuff that could be used against them in court. They generally don't say much anyway..

As for asking them for their badge number. It'll be written on whatever they give you, ie speeding ticket or canary.. So most of them will give it to you and just look for more things to do you for..

Unless the cop is actually in the wrong. He won't care about those things.. He'll just think you're a smart arse and look even harder at your car.

gopher · #5 21-10-2005, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by EATARICEBURNER

Next time u get pulled over 4 neg driving or speeding 4 wat ever reason start writing down everything the cop says it will send them ballistic works a treat i never received a ticket yet when ive done that as the r 2 embarassed try it guys

sounds like a good way to attract attention to yourself & probably end up with a ****load more fines than if you sat there & just accepted you done something wrong & got caught

i know every time i've been caught speeding thats what i've done & its been ok.
mates have been smartasses & have ended up having their cars defected.
it seems if you want to be a smartass they'll go out of their way to find other things & they win in the end because you get a fine that you have to pay anyway.

so i could almost guarantee it'd be the cop ****ing you off in the end

rattattack1313 · #6 21-10-2005, 11:20 AM

I have yet to see an embarrassed Police-person........

StatOmaN · #7 21-10-2005, 05:04 PM

what if u just recorded it on your phone, just tell them that there being recorded for training purposes and to please ask the operator if they wish not to be recorded

Peanuts Inc. · #8 21-10-2005, 05:36 PM

haha....i just drive down the street quietly and still seem to annoy them because they always pull me over for anything and everything

Julie · #9 21-10-2005, 05:51 PM

Just because you have been a tool and got caught doing the wrong thing you shouldn't take it out on the cop. Maybe you should take out your pen and paper and write yourself a little reminder not to speed. Cops are just regular people there to do a job so just cop it sweet accept that you f^&ked up and get on with it. I also agree with greengopher, if you are going to be a smartarse chances are you won't be the one having the last laugh.

pro_gmh · #10 21-10-2005, 07:05 PM

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I have yet to see an embarrassed Police-person........

It was funny after the cop defecte me for (seatbelts do not retract quick enough), when he went, he went to turn on the light and the drivers side light didnt turn on, So i went over to his window and told him his headlight was out. He didnt believe me, told me not to be upset just bcoz my car got defected.
It wasnt too dark, but it was dark enough to need atleast ur parkers on.

vh-holden · #11 21-10-2005, 07:45 PM

that wasnt a very funny joke. i've read better.

even this one is better

two elephants fell off a cliff

boom boom

StatOmaN · #12 21-10-2005, 09:07 PM

nah i got a better 1, why did the orange get squashed? cuz it was hit buy a truck...hahhahha....sorry just had to be said

vh-holden · #13 21-10-2005, 09:31 PM

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

oh no, i've lost my tractor

pro_gmh · #14 22-10-2005, 12:16 AM

I wasnt joking fellas lol, im serious. actuall its not even funny.