The Day The Penis Asked For A Pay Rise

[BlackVXGTS]

"I hereby request a raise in salary because I do physical labour and at great depths. I don't have weekends or public holidays off. I work in a wet environment and in a dark place that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures and my work exposes me to contagious diseases"
Yours sincerely
P. Niss

Response: "After considering your request and the arguments raised we reject it for the following reasons; you are part time and fall asleep after brief work periods. You need to be stimulated into starting work. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift and don't observe safety rules such as protective clothing. You can't work double shifts and you often dribble"
Yours sincerely
V. Gina

[jas98]

lol haha.
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